Kanye West (Bad Boy of Baseball): Gotta be Jose Canseco. Although, Kanye isn’t a bad boy, he’s just an idiot.

Jesus Christ (Baseball’s Model Citizen): Joe Mauer.

Michael Jackson (Popular among fans but also somewhat odd): Manny Ramirez.

Evil Knievel (Risk taker and wild man): Eric Byrnes (if he’s still in the league)

Kim Kardashian (obsessed with their image): Alex Rodriguez.

Conan O’Brien (comedian of the league): Ryan Dempster

Michael Scott (Manager who is the most player friendly): Ozzie Guillen

Snooki (Famous, but mostly for making an idiot of themselves): Milton Bradley

Craig Ferguson (Has a borderline creepy level of dedication from his fans): Grady Sizemore.

Samuel L Jackson (guy who seems kind of cool, but once you meet him, comes off as completely insane [true story]): David Ortiz

David Beckham (Loved by women, but has a shockingly feminine voice): David Wright, obviously

Kanye West (Bad Boy of Baseball) - Elijah Dukes. Is this really debatable?

Jesus Christ (Baseball’s Model Citizen) - Joe Mauer

Kim Kardashian (obsessed with their image) - A-Rod, hands down. I don’t see who else this could go to.

Conan O’Brien (comedian of the league) - Pedro

Michael Scott (Manager who is the most player friendly) - Dusty Baker, and that’s not the only commonality they share.

Bradley isn’t Kanye. To be Kanye, you need someone who’s very good, accomplished and famous, but is lacking self-awareness or security about the things they can’t do. Like singing for Kanye. Jeter would work, except Jeter’s fans are more arrogant about him than he is about himself. Hmmm…

Papelbon is Kanye! Very good, right to be full of himself to a degree, but exceeds that degree.

Ichiro is baseball’s Michael Jackson

Kanye West is a bad-boy? Are you joking? There is a difference between being a pompous ass and being a “bad boy”.

Bud Selig doesn’t care about black people

Good at some of the fundamental skills (Valentine was good at x’s and o’s while Michael Scott’s a good salesman), but both are too desperate for attention to just button down and do the job.