Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names

by punto4mvp on Apr 2, 2026 9:54 AM EDT Comment 40 comments

What are some of your favorite fantasy baseball team names that you have seen or that you use? In my opinion, I think a great team name is almost as important as the players on your roster. Some of my favorites are:

Honey Nut Ichiros

Be Home Blyleven

Jim Thome Is Burning

Grand Theft Votto

Cuddyer Straits

Borbon Street

Lawn Mauer

2 Burrells 1 Cup

X Markakis The Spot

The Young and the Restless

The Price is Wainwright

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Mashed Potatoes and Garvey

by pittcraws on Apr 2, 2026 10:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Just a few good ones...

My Favorite Martin
Sizemore matters
More Brains than Braun
The Wright Stuff
V-Mart Blue light special
Nice McCanns
Cruz Control
The Butler did it
Lets get denarded
Magic Wandy
Lump of Cole
Dempster Diving

by brok515 on Apr 2, 2026 10:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Nomar Mr. Nice Guy

"If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I-DRINK-YOUR-MILKSHAKE! SSSSHHHLLLUUUURRRPPPPP I DRINK IT UP!!!!!!"- There Will be Blood-one of the best quotes EVER!!

by atlantalove on Apr 2, 2026 10:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I have always liked this tribute to the former pitching coach

Dick Pole’s Staff

by guru4u on Apr 2, 2026 11:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That one was one of mine!

Glad to see it still lives on!

by unspider on Apr 2, 2026 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Being a "coonass" from Louisiana

I’m partial to mine, Louisiana Longballs

but there is another in my league I like, Sons of Pitches

"The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers."

by fourfingerwoo on Apr 2, 2026 11:31 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I forgot another

Pitch Pleeeease

PPPPPPUNTO 4 MVP 2010

by punto4mvp on Apr 2, 2026 11:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Grand Theft Votto

is pretty good.

by daveh33 on Apr 2, 2026 11:57 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

but 2 Burrells 1 Cup = winner

by daveh33 on Apr 2, 2026 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

False

2 Giles 1 Cust >> 2 Burrells 1 Cup

by ThomasG on Apr 2, 2026 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

nah

part of what makes it funny is Burrell’s character…. which giles and cust don’t have, in this case.

by daveh33 on Apr 2, 2026 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If you had Brian, Marcus, and Jack, that'd be a great name.

by PissedMick on Apr 2, 2026 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

A few of mine:
Victorino is Mine!
Tacoby Bellsbury (homage to the free taco he won for America)
Beat with an Uggla Stick
The Good, the Bad and the Uggla

A friends:
Vottobots roll out

by mentalpowers on Apr 2, 2026 12:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Thought that Beat with an Uggla Stick

Came from an Onion Sports Network article:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fantasy-baseball-owner-rips-team-in-media,2478/

Great article, I might add…

by valley on Apr 2, 2026 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe

I’m not sure when I came up with the name, but I also don’t mean to say that I was the first to come up with any them. I didn’t intentionally copy any of them from any source, but I’d be surprised if nobody else had come up with these names before.

by mentalpowers on Apr 2, 2026 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

win

but Grand Theft Votto is really good too

by PrincetonCubs on Apr 2, 2026 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

das good.

Brett Anderson is the Truth. Brett Anderson is divine presence. Brett Anderson is eternal life. Brett Anderson is within you. Brett Anderson is here. Brett Anderson is Now.

by Frederick0220 on Apr 2, 2026 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hunter Pence on the ground (lookin’ like a fool)
Jeters never win
Coyote Uggla

The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that could be again.

by Savoy on Apr 2, 2026 1:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

always thought

“my arod in your pujols” was funny

by ScottAZ on Apr 2, 2026 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Not better then

Choo Haren my Pujols

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Apr 2, 2026 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Forgot about...

Garrett Atkins Diet

PPPPPPUNTO 4 MVP 2010

by punto4mvp on Apr 2, 2026 2:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

a few I've come up with

I usually change my team name several times a year, usually to reflect whatever player is hot

Rolen Along
The Bourn Identity
The Devil Wears Prado
Dirty Freddy Sanchez
The Garza Strip
Yes We Cano!

I have “Homer’s Odyssey” all ready to go if Homer Bailey does well.

Leaguemates of mine have come up with The Grady Bunch and Choo Girls One Cup.

by BenB on Apr 2, 2026 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

How Manny Times Did he Use Steroids

I’m sure you could make some good names with Blake Dewitt

www.oriolesprospects.com

by ravensfan3 on Apr 2, 2026 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Mine for this year is the Millege People

named after the group of fans who sit in Right Field at PNC Park who call themselves that. One of the better ones I have seen was last year one of the teams in the league I was in was called Nationals Disaster, thats one of the better ones I have seen

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Its a Great Day to be a Mountaineer where ever you may be" Tony Caridi
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan

by WVPiratesfan on Apr 2, 2026 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The Committee To Keep Baseball Evil

Has a nice ring to it….

by amoraldrifter on Apr 3, 2026 1:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

One I had last year

Me So Hornsby

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Apr 3, 2026 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs