Girls with faux-hawks, hell yes. Guys, no. Both girls and guys can rock the full mohawk.

I’m still waiting for mustaches to make their way back to MLB. Clay Zavada needs some support.

Faux hawks are annoying because they are so non-committal, but what I really hate is the Mr. Heat Miser hairdo (think Pauly on Jersey Shore). It’s that one where you spike everything up until you look like the character from the old stop motion xmas special. It’s basically the hairstyle people with faux hawks graduate to, I think.

When’s John coming back?

Jokes

I didn’t know this ‘look’ had its own name, but now I do. It’s definitely the worst male hairdo this side of the mullet.

I don`t mind the faux-hawk, it’s a little douchy but not overly. Fads or trends I really find ridiculous is what most kids are currently wearing these days.
That last sentence makes me sound like an old guiser who shouts at trees and who farts in public without any regard for others. However I’m 25 years old and find clothing and apparel have changed dramatically over the last decade.
Every look I look seems like a bad 80’s movie. I see boys sporting weaves, women wearing what essentlially look like tights as pants. You can now find pretty much anything in rainbow colour. Sometimes it’s so offensive to the sense I feel like I’ll go blind if I look any longer.
Shoes are another thing, why the hell are girls now walking around in ballet slippers, you might as well be walking around barefoot or in slippers. Speaking of shoes, what’s the deal with high top sneakers that look like they’ve got into a fight with a box of lucky charms, who the hell thinks these shoes look good.
What my ranting amounts to is kids today are tards. They’ve become obsessed with social networking to the point they can’t carry on a conversation with someone in person. Hell, they can’t even dress themselves anymore, they let pop culture do it for them.

Quote the guiser, nevermore

The faux-hawk was absolutely everywhere in NYC about 7 years ago. Now it’s pretty much confined to the tragically un-hip alterna-frat-boy types. The hipsters have moved on to scraggly hair and beards (better? worse? hard to say).

Seems like every closer in baseball has a mo- or faux-hawk now.

The hairdo I REALLY hate is the shaggy long-ish look that teenage boys are wearing these days. Like Justin Bieber hair. I don’t know if it has a name…it probably does, and I’m just too out of touch to know what it is. It’s everywhere, though, and so ugly…I’m not old (23), and I don’t remember guys my age ever having hair like that growing up.