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JERI's Idea for Reality TV


I must make a confession.  I have gotten totally hooked on these cooking contest shows on the food network: Iron Chef America, The Next Iron Chef and Chopped.  There is also a show on Bravo, Top Chef, that I watch, but not as consistantly.  The Next Iron Chef and Chopped, especially, really are just horrilble, in that the contestants are a little desperate, and totally willing to stab their fellow contestants in the back, or just straight in the heart for a small advantage. 

Up until these shows came into my field of vision, I prided myself, somewhat snobbishly, on the fact that I never have watched reality television.  Eight thousand Survivor seasons, American Idol, the dancing shows, the Bachelor, Girl Bachelor, Loser Bachelor, The Apprentice, all these shows were just way beneath my interest level.  They bring out the worst in people, and the contestants who show themselves to be the biggest asses, the worst people, seem to be the most celebrated.

Then I got hooked on Iron Chef, which is ok--it makes me feel like I, too, could make five dishes out of King Crab toenails.  And, the chefs seem to have some respect for one another.  After that, I discovered Chopped, which is way harder than Iron Chef, and waayyyy more interesting.  The contestants actively smirk when their competition messes up, and they do these interviews where the chefs all bag on each other in between rounds.  I lap this stuff up, to the point of being mildly ashamed.

The point, and I do have one, is this:    Would a reality competition about baseball work?  Would anyone watch it?  The setup I'm thinking about would be pretty dismal, and would likely show the contestants to be on the pathetic side....which is kind of why I think it could work. 

Here's what I see:  the contestants would be guys who either didn't get drafted and would normally go to independant league ball or to used car dealer school, or guys who were stuck in triple A so long that they have been forgotten.  The prize would be to start in ten games for whatever team they could bribe into participating...probably a cash poor team (you know who you are!).

Each week they would have contests that the players would have to accomplish and be judged on.  One week each player could coach a little league team on fundamentals, one week they could have a homerun contest, one week they could each have a one-armed guy who they had to teach to hit, one week they could have to hand sew regulation baseballs.  Interspersed throughout would be actual stuff having to do with actual baseball ability.  There are literally endless numbers of demeaning, pointless tasks these contestants could be judged on.  The weekly elimination could involve having a mascot shoot the loser with one of those hotdog guns.

I am going to say it first:  This is an absolutely horrible idea.  However, I think people would watch.  Here's a chance for the average out of shape couch potato to see real athletes, with real abilities, put through the ringer and (hopefully) humiliated.  You would get to see dreams made, but also dreams dashed.  I always thought I was above liking that type of entertainment, and I'd like to think I would not watch, but I admit....my favorite episodes of my cooking shows is when there is a huge blunder or ego meltdown....I think we are all a little closer than we would like to admit to the whole 'let's go watch the lions eat the Christians' mindset.

So...what do you think?  Would you watch this show?  We could call it Iron Baseball Idol Survivor Apprentice.  It could be hosted by one of the Kardashian sisters.  If you would never lower yourself to watch such a thing, do you think anyone else would?

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Isn't baseball the competition?

I love Top Chef and Iron Chef, not so hot on chopped because the ingredients suck.

I think it would be cooler to have a Baseball Competition Show where over the course of 10 weeks each contestant had compete in baseball skill competitions like,

How many 90 MPH Fastballs can you hit out of 25?
How many breaking balls can you hit out of 25?
How many pitches can you block in the dirt?
How many battered can you strike out?
How many steals can you get off Yaider Molina?
How many runners can you gun down trying to advance?

I dont want to see grown men sew balls or get shot with hot dogs tho.

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by Metty5 on Nov 6, 2025 3:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Top Chef is great

Who loves orange soda?

by Kenan and Kel on Nov 6, 2025 3:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Already done sort of

They did this in India with the two winning pitchers getting contracts from the Pirates out of the deal.

Also, Michael Irvin did this in football, which practically works much better for this kind of idea since football rosters are much larger and more specialized (special teams, practice squad, etc). I didn’t watch a single minute of that show however.

Some of your ideas seem they could mix well for a reality show though.

by two fishsticks on Nov 6, 2025 3:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Have Pete Rose host and he can tell losers “I’m sorry, you’ve struck out.”

It does sound like a terrible idea. Love the Next Iron Chef, even though Appleman appeared to be the best and got booted. Now I have to root for Trevino or my girl Friday.

by Cormican on Nov 6, 2025 4:05 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Appleman

I could not stand that guy. He was so obnoxious, and I was very glad to see him go. A true Iron Chef might in fact be an arrogant pus-ball, but he or she must not ACT like an arrogant pus-ball.

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by mssickels on Nov 7, 2025 12:28 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I would watch the Show for sure

but it would be kind of hard to standardize into a completion
or format it to make it interesting to the general public….

Deolis Guerra = Daniel Cabrera ?
I tend to think so

by SteveHoffmanSlowey on Nov 6, 2025 6:54 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Sorry. . .

Troy O’Leary is all over this
http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/articles/2009/05/10/dose_of_reality_from_oleary/?page=full

by jwb3 on Nov 6, 2025 7:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Three Thoughts

1. Irvin’s football show and the Indian baseball show both only earned the kids tryouts. The football one was a camp invite (like any of the local tryouts teams sometimes do) and the Indian kids merely got their trip to the states to try out for teams paid for. For some reason I think teams aren’t allowed to be paying these kids for the tryout time, but some tv rules require payment.

2. You could do this better I think with an international group. Grab a bunch of kids from English (cmon, its a tv show) speaking countries not covered by the draft and put an actual contract on the line. I gotta think a crappy team would donate a couple of coaches for that.

3. I would do it a different way. Grab a team full of “not quite good enoughs” and follow them for a month while they train with a couple retired coaches for an eventual game (or series) against a team of retired players.

by ADLC on Nov 6, 2025 8:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I have a confession to make.

I AM ADDICTED TO REALITY SHOWS! I don’t watch super stupid stuff (say that three times fast) like: The Real World. I prefer America’s Next Top Model. I don’t care what you say. I have seen every single episode ever made. I also love Chopped. My dad and I watch it all the time (when we’re not watching baseball of course). Sometimes you just get hooked on the most pointless TV show ever made, it’s okay, it happens to all of us.

Yes I'm talking to myself. Who else would I trust?

by TheMelkman on Nov 6, 2025 8:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Pros vs Joes

This kinda thing was OKAY to watch at times.

What you’d have to do is try to break some of the biggest stereotypes you might have out there in this sense.

How many people watch a guy get out against Jamie Moyer, and say “I could hit that guy.”

Well, put them to the test.

Or even better put their grandma to the test.

On the flipside, think of the worst hitter possible, and you’d probably say, “even, I could strike that guy out.”

I honestly think your suggestion for a show is very lame (sorry), but what about something that showed what it took to be a pro ball player in a given day?

A lot of naive people out there just assume some of these guys show up for the game, and play.

Show what someone goes through in a given day from their workout regime, to diet, meetings, extra BP, whatever.

I love baseball, and I can’t think of anything all that interesting for an entire series on TV though.

Go get Ian Snell, Jonathan Sanchez, or Eric Bedard

by sportznut3081 on Nov 6, 2025 9:01 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Playing for Peanuts

Actual reality show about indy players trying to claw their way up.

by redtopcowboy on Nov 6, 2025 11:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It would be a shame, John

if all you wrote about was baseball. Ever write anything else? This is piece is hilarious.

by Robber on Nov 7, 2025 12:19 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Jeri

My wife Jeri wrote it. I didn’t.

Yes I do write other stuff.

by John Sickels on Nov 7, 2025 12:29 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hockey

The NHL used your idea a few years ago. They called it Making the Cut and it lasted to seasons. The players included were fairly divers, both in age and origin. You had former failed draft picks who were in their 30’s and others who had never been drafted and who were looking for a shot.
Every week a player, or multiple, would be cut, until the final week where 12 players would be left, essentially two full lines and two goalies.
In the last week, 6 NHL teams who were willing to participate would draft one of these players. I have yet to see one of these players in the NHL, some have had decent runs in the AHL but nothing more.
I watched the show and enjoyed it, it showed how much drive some had and how whiny and immature others were.
I would enjoy the same concept with baseball but think it would be harder to pull off, “Making the Cut” always had two teams worth of players, those who were cut were still on the show, but had to wear black helmet indicating they were a cut player. Although they were cut, they still had the opportunity to get back in the competition with another good week, and regain a white helmet, meaning your back in the mix.
I think if you assemble two 30 man rosters, so 60 players, and used the same principle with colored hats, they would be able to pull it off. Also, your idea of managing a little league team would be a good watch.

by daman316 on Nov 7, 2025 11:32 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Big Food Network fan

I love to cook, so I enjoy the majority of Food Network shows, except Ace of Cakes…

You mentioned that the contestants ripping each other on the Food Network reality shows. That is something I have only recently noticed. I feel like the network felt like they were too tame and are starting to try and find talent that is more abrasive and polarizing. The last couple of episodes of Chopped I have watched have seemed that way.

Appleman’s ego is so over the top that I almost feel like he has a publicist instructing him to behave that way. You know, become the tatooed, arrogant bad boy of the kitchen. There is a whole generation of 30 year olds just looking to fall in love with a guy like that.

I worked in a kitchen in NYC with a contestant from Top Chef who did very well on the show. They have gone on to become very, very successful. The guy had a publicist who found him jobs and basically created an image of who the chef was going to become. His food wasn’t that great, but it’s about the image….It’s not like you can taste the chefs food from your couch….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Nov 7, 2025 12:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

No Ace of Cakes?

No way! I sooo want to work with Duff and the Gang at Charm City Cakes…despite my horrific lack of artistic ability….

John's Wife and Email Secretary

by mssickels on Nov 8, 2025 11:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Million Dollar Arm

The Pirates signed two Indian pitchers, Rinku Singh and Dinesh Patel, winners of an Indian reality show called The Million Dollar Arm. The show was in search of an Indian who could throw a baseball accurately at 85 mph.

by jaroche6 on Nov 7, 2025 9:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Pro Baseball reality Show

I don’t think that you could come up with enough money to get an MLB to give 10 starts to someone off the street - but I think you could get a partner in one of the Indy Leagues for sure. You offer a million dollars to the Pirates, as far down as they are in MLB revenues, $1M isn’t much of a help. But offer that same $1M to the Somerset Patriots (for example), and you’ve got a solid marketing partner.

by comish4lif on Nov 9, 2025 11:11 AM EST reply actions   0 recs


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