Minor League Ball open discussion thread

I have to take my son to the specialist in Missouri today, which means a three-hour drive out, a two-hour doctor visit, then a three-hour drive back home. Needless to say I won't be getting any writing done today, here or on the book. Which is unfortunate because I had a really good writing groove going yesterday. I'll be checking in as best I can today, and will try to be back in the saddle tonight.

In the meantime, here is an open discussion thread for you to obsess over, since some of the recent threads with good conversation are now unwieldy.  If you need a potential topic, think about which top prospect that everyone loves but about whom you harbor secret doubts.

Secondary emergency backup topic: If we were in the universe of South Park, how would 'You Bastards' kill Kenny off on opening day? Be creative! No bourgeois answer like 'bad pitch'. Killing Kenny is usually at least a three step process.