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When I Am Dictator

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I will have order. . .is that clear?

Venting a few frustrations...

When I am dictator, ALL colleges will be required to have full statistics available on their websites, in both HTML and .pdf format.  All menus will be easily navigable. Any college failing to meet these requirements will be razed to the ground, the earth beneath them salted, the sports information directors hung from the nearest gallows.

When I am dictator, any "automatic" software updates from Microsoft or Apple or anyone else that leave your computer functioning worse than before the update will be banned. Any programmer or administrator responsible for approving an update that hurts computer performance will be summarily shot.