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BDNF Called Up To The Mariners



BDNF (Big Richard Nick Franklin), our hero and demigod, has been called up to Seattle!


Will the man stick at SS? Who knows? But his dynamic skillset will surely play up just fine at 2B, where he can showcase his stick, wheels, thump, and grill that makes girl get off the pill.

BDNF is the prototypical alpha male and leader in a land where many follow. BDNF does what he wants and has never asked for another person's approval. BDNF is always high on life (naturally) and brings positivity to everyone he comes in contact with. BDNF is the reason Waldo is hiding.

MLB Career Projections:
Floor - Robinson Cano
Projected - A-Rod when he was juicing on Dbol for breakfast, Deca for lunch, and Test for dinner

Ceiling - Honus Wagner, if Honus juiced on A-Rod's cycle

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