My wife is still bedridden with the stomach flu, and my youngest son has decided that this is the perfect time to be as autistic as possible, meaning he can't be unsupervised for a moment. I've slept five hours in two days. As a result, I have no idea what is going on baseball-wise today other than the knowledge that Anthony Rendon was promoted to the majors and Hak-Ju Lee is seriously injured.
You will forgive me then if I punt the daily gameday thread to the community as a whole. Crowdsource it today everyone. I will be operational as soon as possible but that will depend on how my family obligations are doing.