I haven't done one of these yet, so figured I should ante up...

Notable starters for today (via @jaypers413):

Zack Wheeler, Gerrit Cole, Enny Romero, Adam Conley, Noah Syndergaard, Greg Peavey, Brody Colvin, Allen Webster, Barret Loux, Brad Peacock, Shelby Miller, Kyle Lotzkar, Wily Peralta, Casey Kelly vs. Carlos Martinez, Nick Tropeano, Pierce Johnson.

"Being a Cubs fan will only lead to pain, heartache, and useless blathering...most of which is caused by the amount of Old Style you consume at the Cubby Bear before, during and after a game."