Billy Hamilton Is So Fast...

Denny Medley-US PRESSWIRE

Let's start a new meme:

Cincinnati Reds prospect Billy Hamilton is so fast, that . . .

**Tachyons chase him
**The Most Interesting Man in the World can't outrun Hamilton
**If Chuck Norris was a major league catcher, he could not throw Hamilton out
**Hamilton takes the 20/80 scale, smashes it into little pieces, chews it, and spits it out
**Nigel Tufnel added a new setting for his amplifier after "11," called "Hamilton"


Come up with some!

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