Denny Medley-US PRESSWIRE
Let's start a new meme:
Cincinnati Reds prospect Billy Hamilton is so fast, that . . .
**Tachyons chase him
**The Most Interesting Man in the World can't outrun Hamilton
**If Chuck Norris was a major league catcher, he could not throw Hamilton out
**Hamilton takes the 20/80 scale, smashes it into little pieces, chews it, and spits it out
**Nigel Tufnel added a new setting for his amplifier after "11," called "Hamilton"
Come up with some!