Just had to post this.  What an utter meltdown (though I give him credit for acknowledging his lack of production.)

http://www.masnsports.com/steve_melewski/2011/09/after-another-tough-season-billy-rowell-has-a-few-things-to-say.html

several good moments in there, but my favorite has to be:

"I mentioned to Rowell that after several years without putting up big numbers, he must have expected at some point that his chances would begin to dwindle or end altogether with this organization. "But this is the deal with me: I just don't want to be another (expletive) player in the system. If I can't be dominant, I don't want to play. It's that simple," he said."

Pretty sure this was my attitude too....when I was six...and playing Monopoly...