Name my Baseball Baby!
by Buzz Bissinger on Jul 6, 2009 7:10 PM EDT
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Hello Community!
Long time no talk. Let me catch you guys up on some news. I am pregnant! Well, my wife is. And we just found out it is going to be a boy! Let me tell you, this is very good news, as I assure you that I will create a prospect more hyped that Strasburg and Harper COMBINED! Now, here is the purpose of my post... My wife and I had a deal that if the baby was to be a girl, she would be allowed to name it, if a boy, then it's up to me. You know what that means? I need to make the best baseball prospect name in order for the scouts to be dazzled when my kids starts hitting taters.
Some may know this, but some may not. My wife is Japanese, so I can always go the route of Kosuke or Daisuke. But I think an American name might be more suitable for the kiddo. Also an FYI, my last name is Osbourne. I will not name this baby Donovan Osbourne. Anyone got any suggestions?
Right now I am contemplating the following: Spike, Alex or Boston.
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Ummmm . . . no brainer?
It works on many levels . . . Ozzie Osbourne . . . “ie” and not “y” . . . a VERY important distinction!!
This guy?
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/o/osboroz01.shtml
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Hells yeah!!
Undefeated for his entire MLB career!! How could you ask for anything better?!?!
its a seinfeld reference
"The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed."
-Casey Stengel
by He'sGotPotential on Jul 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
theodore herman
In what St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa called a "big day" for his club, starter Chris Carpenter took the mound for his first session of live batting practice and promptly buzzed the fuzz on catcher Jason LaRue’s chin with an errant fastball.
"Sorry," Carpenter called from the mound.
"Don’t say you’re sorry," LaRue barked back.
"He said it," pitching coach Dave Duncan said from the side of the cage, "but he didn’t mean it."
~ DG
Alex Osbourne sounds like a prospect
Either third base, centerfield, or middle of the rotation starter, I think. That’ll play. Congratulations.
Of course, you could always go George Herman Osbourne and call the kid Babe.
Albert Pujols Osbourne
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Talked to the Wifey
Thanks for the Feedback so far… ran all these suggestions past the wifey, and she has vetoed (even though she is not allowed to) Albert Pujols, Joaquin Andujar, Jonnie-Lynn & Seven. HOWEVER, she DOES like the name Koufax.
In summary: the new potential names are: Alex, Spike, Boston & Koufax.
I've got a McPheever, and only JoJo Reyes can help me!
Combine Strasburg and Harper
Strasper
Solace: Law says he's a fourth OFer
PaulThomas: I think Keith Law is only a fourth analyst
Jasper
would be a cool name
I am like your Dan Aykroyd and biglow would be Jane, the ignorant slut. -Chad
Willie Upton Osbourne
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"Major League"
Ricky Vaughn Osbourne and Jake Taylor Osbourne actually sound like fine upstanding names.
Congrats on the baby. . but Spike lol
seems more like a dogs name or the punk from elementary school lol
Blanket or Apple Osbourne???
Chase Osbourne. . . .hmmm last suggestion
Kobe Beane Osbourne
by SeanMillerSavior on Jul 6, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
From my experience...
as a dad who actually got to name his son Nolan Ryan (what a nice wife I have…), it is alot of fun having a son with a recognizable baseball name. Alex and Spike don’t necessarily conjure up “baseball” to me, and Boston could just be referring to the city. Now Fenway Osbourne would be a baseball name. (If our second child were a boy, we were considering Camden Jacob – we live in MD, and I was born in Cleveland.) And Koufax certainly would be a good baseball name. How about Yaz? Plenty of other identifiable last names, but what about recognizable first names – Brooks, Kirby, Carlton, or Magglio?
Or go with the cynical – BALCO Osbourne. Or follow Prince’s example and use a sign – * Osbourne.
The wind is in the buffalo.
I don't think the name matters
just make sure he’s born in San Pedro de Macoris.
I am like your Dan Aykroyd and biglow would be Jane, the ignorant slut. -Chad
Best sports name ever...
God Shammgod.. I remember when he played for Providence, and apparently he still plays basketball professionally in the IBL.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Shammgod
So just name your kid God Osborne. Who needs a nickname when your name is God?
Adam Dunn: Proof that even sabermetrics doesn't have it right.
Ouch...
still an awesome name though! Maybe the Shammgod part is what’s holding him back. His name is a bit of an oxymoron.
Adam Dunn: Proof that even sabermetrics doesn't have it right.
i dont know man
generally i’d try to piss off as few deities as possible when choosing a name for my kid.
Name him "Awesome"
Then use whatever middle name you really want to use. You like Spike? Well, then your kid can be “Awesome Spike Osbourne”. Name kind of pops off a scouting report, dontcha think?
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Just don't name him "Badass"
I’m saving that one for myself
Bad Left Hook - The SB Nation boxing blog
"Baseball is played on the field, not on a calculator."
Oskar Koufax Osbourne
You get the assonance of Oskar and Osbourne PLUS the Koufax middle name PLUS the special K-instead-of-C spelling of the first name (in case he’s a pitcher).
Selvin Osbourne
Sounds good to the ears..
Congratulations btw. :)
Wilber Bucardo: Carlos Silva with a younger brother.
Trent
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
A friend named his son Gehrig ...
… he’s a baseball nut of course. But Gehrig Osborn has a meaty sound.
Vash Gunner Osbourne
You can chage the 2nd name if you’d like but this sounds like an ace pitcher or another star CF’er.
I was a CF’er when I played for my schools :)
how about
Koufax Ryan Osborne? two of the greatest putchers of all time in the same name :)
and congratulations :)
"Fantasy, reality, science Fiction. Which is which? Who can tell?"
Rock Earl Osbourne
After Cleveland great Earl Averill. Then just pray the kid is fast.
Rawlings Osborne
I suggest Rawlings, my wife thinks you should consider “Visitation” or “Week-End”.
by kimo from kauai on Jul 10, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
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