In papers filed in state and federal court, Dall said Alomar finally got tested in January 2006 while suffering from a cough, fatigue and shingles.

"The test results of him being HIV-positive was given to him and the plaintiff on or about Feb.6, 2006," the $15 million negligence suit says.

Nine days later, the couple went to see a disease specialist who discovered a mass in the retired second baseman's chest, the court papers say.

Alomar's skin had turned purple, he was foaming at the mouth and a spinal tap "showed he had full-blown AIDS," the suit says.

Alomar couldn't be reached for comment, according to the NY Post, but some of the further details seem to be more damning and, well, less batshit insane, such as a physical taken at the behest of Tampa Bay revealing thrombocytopenia purpura, which could be related to AIDS.

I... er, really have no clue what to say about this, to be honest, especially if it's true.