How Sickels Got me in trouble with my Wife
I posted this story in the Austin Jackson thread.
I was reminded that Ruben Rivera (and Bernie Williams) also had good AA years with yankees in their age 21 seasons.
In the Prospect handbook, I think it was John (if not apologies for the subject line) posed the question, how good is Ruben Rivera? It's like asking how good looking Teri hatcher is. Is she an A or A-? In the eye of the beholder.
Well I didn't watch Lois and Clark. Anyway, one day I saw one of my wife's women's magazine's on the coffee table. There was an article on teri hatcher, and I am looking at her pictures intently when my wife comes in.
She asks if I have a thing for Teri hatcher. And I said no, i just want to know how good a prospect Ruben Rivera is.
I never heard the end of that.
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tired?
Not as scathingly witty as using the I.D. fartballs, I’ll admit.
How Fartballs proved once and for all that he is a douchebag.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
Can't let it go.
Dude, Fartballs it is these kinds of responses to posts that give me a poor opinion of this site. I have been reading it for nearly two years now and it seems (unfortunately) over run by assholes like you. Too bad.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
No you are the asshole!
This is a community in which people should feel comfortable sharing information about minor league baseball or baseball related stories. Your comments are usless but worse than that they undermine the entire community. I would rather people post semi OT or borring threads than feel too uncomfortable to even post.
So instead of making yourself feel better by insulting others on this site why don’t you go find a fucking chat room where you can trade barbs with a bunch of dickless pieces of shit that share your same zeal for acting like an asshole on the internet.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
In the future, I suggest you fuck off BEFORE you act like an asshole.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
I haven’t cursed once, but you apparently can’t stop. Who’s the grown-up here? Go back to the children’s table, because you don’t seem mature enough to sit in the adult table.
fartballs
Admirable restraint, fartballs, but go ahead and curse.
Next time I will mark the topic OT. As a failsafe, just ignore my posts.
Oh please can I sit at your "adult table" Fartballs?
Please oh please? I really want to put down other poster’s sincere attempts to add to this site. Please? Maybe I should change my name to something more adult. I can totally post without curse words. See. Fuck. Whoops.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
Will I get in trouble for saying that according to one person here, it is your wife’s fault for leaving the magazine out?
haha
“i just want to know how good a prospect Ruben Rivera is”
I love it
that’s a great non sequitur
I’ll have to use that line
Go Jays
by providence bruins on Jul 25, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions
Hmmm
Wife catching you looking at women’s magazine: no problem.
Wife catching you jerking off to Internet porn: a little more awkward.
by Scott Proctor Fan Club on Jul 25, 2008 4:56 PM EDT reply actions
teri hatcher
At least she didn’t steal Jeter’s glove.

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