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How Sickels Got me in trouble with my Wife

I posted this story in the Austin Jackson thread.

I was reminded that Ruben Rivera (and Bernie Williams) also had good AA years with yankees in their age 21 seasons.

In the Prospect handbook, I think it was John (if not apologies for the subject line) posed the question, how good is Ruben Rivera?  It's like asking how good looking Teri hatcher is.  Is she an A or A-?  In the eye of the beholder.

 

Well I didn't watch Lois and Clark.  Anyway, one day I saw one of my wife's women's magazine's on the coffee table.  There was an article on teri hatcher, and I am looking at her pictures intently when my wife comes in.

 

She asks if I have a thing for Teri hatcher.  And I said no, i just want to know how good a prospect Ruben Rivera is.

I never heard the end of that.

 

 

 

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tired?

Not as scathingly witty as using the I.D. fartballs, I’ll admit.

by wobatus on Jul 25, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever nerd

by fartballs on Jul 25, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How Fartballs proved once and for all that he is a douchebag.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 26, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't let it go.

Dude, Fartballs it is these kinds of responses to posts that give me a poor opinion of this site. I have been reading it for nearly two years now and it seems (unfortunately) over run by assholes like you. Too bad.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 26, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m the asshole, or the guy that started this asinine thread?

by fartballs on Jul 27, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No you are the asshole!

This is a community in which people should feel comfortable sharing information about minor league baseball or baseball related stories. Your comments are usless but worse than that they undermine the entire community. I would rather people post semi OT or borring threads than feel too uncomfortable to even post.

So instead of making yourself feel better by insulting others on this site why don’t you go find a fucking chat room where you can trade barbs with a bunch of dickless pieces of shit that share your same zeal for acting like an asshole on the internet.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 28, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A?

Yeah, I’m pretty sure the answer is A.

Thanks, Camwoody.

by wobatus on Jul 28, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the future, I suggest you not post until AFTER you take your medication.

by fartballs on Jul 28, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the future, I suggest you fuck off BEFORE you act like an asshole.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t cursed once, but you apparently can’t stop. Who’s the grown-up here? Go back to the children’s table, because you don’t seem mature enough to sit in the adult table.

by fartballs on Jul 29, 2008 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fartballs

Admirable restraint, fartballs, but go ahead and curse.

Next time I will mark the topic OT. As a failsafe, just ignore my posts.

by wobatus on Jul 29, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oops

I guess I can’t mark something OT anymore. OK, I change my stance and consider this non-ot.

by wobatus on Jul 31, 2008 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh please can I sit at your "adult table" Fartballs?

Please oh please? I really want to put down other poster’s sincere attempts to add to this site. Please? Maybe I should change my name to something more adult. I can totally post without curse words. See. Fuck. Whoops.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 30, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fartballs

Good one, Fonzie.

by wobatus on Jul 26, 2008 7:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Will I get in trouble for saying that according to one person here, it is your wife’s fault for leaving the magazine out?

by ozzman99 on Jul 25, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ozzy

That’s right honey, keep those Glamour’s in a safe place, you hussy.

by wobatus on Jul 25, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

“i just want to know how good a prospect Ruben Rivera is”

I love it
that’s a great non sequitur
I’ll have to use that line

Go Jays

by providence bruins on Jul 25, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

Wife catching you looking at women’s magazine: no problem.

Wife catching you jerking off to Internet porn: a little more awkward.

by Scott Proctor Fan Club on Jul 25, 2008 4:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least she didn’t catch him looking at Ruben Rivera and thinking about Teri Hatcher.

by ozzman99 on Jul 25, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

teri hatcher

At least she didn’t steal Jeter’s glove.

by wobatus on Jul 25, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thats a pretty funny story

most of us appreciate you sharing:)

The Giants need to sign Harry Doyle.

by jrose643 on Jul 26, 2008 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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