Brett Wallace's Bottom Half
by aap212 on Jun 5, 2008 4:29 PM EDT
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Print...Is definitely my new favorite euphemism. Maybe even a good band name. They just keep saying it as if it's the way an actual human being would refer to someone's body. It's sort of the reverse of Keith Law talking about Tim Beckham's five tool package.
As a Mets fan I'm glad Steve Phillips has been reduced to having to listen to grown men in ties talk about a college boy's ass all afternoon.
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“Welcome to ESPN Brett, you just were picked 13th overall in the country. Care to discuss the fatness of your enormous bubbly ass and its role in your game?”
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No one looks like that. I’ve always thought that Roy Oswalt kinda had that look – with a very thick lower half and a pretty normal upper body.
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He is bootylicious!!!!!
"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."
-Jonathan Swift
by King Billy Royal on Jun 5, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions
Oh,
I was just re-reading that book last week.
I am like your Dan Aykroyd and biglow would be Jane, the ignorant slut. -Chad
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