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Brett Wallace's Bottom Half

...Is definitely my new favorite euphemism. Maybe even a good band name. They just keep saying it as if it's the way an actual human being would refer to someone's body. It's sort of the reverse of Keith Law talking about Tim Beckham's five tool package.

As a Mets fan I'm glad Steve Phillips has been reduced to having to listen to grown men in ties talk about a college boy's ass all afternoon.

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“Welcome to ESPN Brett, you just were picked 13th overall in the country. Care to discuss the fatness of your enormous bubbly ass and its role in your game?”

by gogotabata on Jun 5, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They Act Like

No one looks like that. I’ve always thought that Roy Oswalt kinda had that look – with a very thick lower half and a pretty normal upper body.

by Dfarth on Jun 5, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like it

He is bootylicious!!!!!

"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."
-Jonathan Swift

by King Billy Royal on Jun 5, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

someone has to say it

we’re not selling jeans here

by uwbadger on Jun 5, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh,

I was just re-reading that book last week.

I am like your Dan Aykroyd and biglow would be Jane, the ignorant slut. -Chad

by thecoolest on Jun 5, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never talked

about Griffey’s bottom half.

by BlackOps on Jun 6, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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