Wow, this is great.

by hallofamer2000 on Feb 4, 2008 10:32 PM EST Comment 16 comments

The LA Dodgers signed Mike Myers to a minor league deal.

This means that Mike Myers, Scott Proctor, and Tanyon Sturtze will all be reunited with Joe Torre!!!!!

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the dodgers have what they deserve after

dumping dan evans and paul depodesta. f*ck 'em.

ORGANIZATIONAL DEPTH REPORTS (Astros: better than you thought)

variables don't; constants aren't

by overlord on Feb 4, 2008 11:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Miguel Cairo

is next. And then Bernie Williams will come out of retirement to replace Matt Kemp with his veteran experience.

http://mvn.com/milb-yankees/

by lemonjello on Feb 4, 2008 11:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

PLEASE

get Miguel Cairo the hell off my team. We already have his clone in Bloomquist and his protege in Tug Hulet.

by elrey34 on Feb 4, 2008 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Hahaha

http://www.nomaas.org/images/hollywoodsign.jpg

by shakezula on Feb 4, 2008 11:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Mike Myers is ok as long as you don't use him in the middle of an inning .... which defeats the purpose of a LOGGY though :P (he gives up a TON of inherited runners but amusingly rarely give up his own)

by RollingWave on Feb 5, 2008 12:31 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

LOGGY

what does LOGGY stand for? I have seen it many time but im not sure what it is. Thanks!

by tmt85 on Feb 5, 2008 3:57 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

It's Loogy

Lefty
One
Out
GuY
=
LOOGY

The Dodgers won't win a playoff series until the Cool-a-Coo returns.

by mckeeno on Feb 5, 2008 9:40 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Speaking of which...

Does anyone ever call a righthanded pitcher a "northpaw"?

http://www.chop-n-change.com

by alexwithclass on Feb 5, 2008 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Was it the Polo Grounds....

where that name became common place for LHP? I don't feel like breaking into my Ken Burns' Baseball DVDs to find that one little sentence where they mention that.

"My mom always taught me it's better to laugh at yourself than to laugh at others. She was so wrong. ;)" -Pedrophile

by Boxkutter on Feb 5, 2008 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Isn't it just customary to lay parks out that way

so that the sun sets behind the batter?

by chaney on Feb 6, 2008 6:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

LOOGY

Left-handed One Out Guy

by nheck on Feb 5, 2008 6:16 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Loogy

Didn't John coin this term?

by bl on Feb 5, 2008 8:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

yes.

by jpahk on Feb 6, 2008 12:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Unfortunately

Unfortunately Joe can't carry 14 pitchers in the NL.

Penny, Lowe, Billingsly, Hiroki Kuroda,Jason Schmidt, Kuo, Loaiza, Saito, Broxton, Meloan, Procter, Myers, Beimel, Brazoban..

Remember: baseball guys... baseball...

by Metty5 on Feb 5, 2008 8:59 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Myers

Myers sucked when he was with my Dbacks in 2002. I can't imagine 5 years has done much for his pitching. What is he, 50?

by ScottAZ on Feb 5, 2008 3:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

"reunited"

sort of a short reunion for two of those guys, since it'll be over before April. and it'll probably be over shortly thereafter for Proctor too, seeing as Joe'll send him to the DL in a month tops.

by bleedjaxblue on Feb 5, 2008 7:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs