Orioles acquire Jose Reyes!
| 11/18/08 | Baltimore Orioles Signed C Jose Reyes to a Minor League contract with an invitation to Spring Training. |
Couldn't resist the chance to panic every Met fan on the board and send every Oriole fan into ecstacy usually reserved for late night thoughts of Jessica Alba.
I apologize, but anytime I can use his attempt at a career to scare all Mets fans that their God has been traded away is worth every minute!
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i'll take
scarlett johanson over alba, it is a close one though
by IHateMitchMustain on
Nov 18, 2008 4:58 PM EST
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i prefer
the jessica triumvirate….alba, biel, simpson…essentially all you could ask for in female attractiveness as far as body styles go….though simpson has lost a lot now that she’s wearing cowboys gear
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
by biggentleben on
Nov 18, 2008 7:13 PM EST
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Umm
Thats just ridiculous, he aint my g-d,
by thudean on
Nov 18, 2008 5:04 PM EST
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apple crisp
Ingredients
Filling:
15 to 20 apples, in a variety of brands, peeled and sliced
1/2 cup cinnamon and sugar mixture
1/2 to 1 cup apple cider or orange juice
Topping:
2 cups bleached flour
2 cups sugar
2 sticks cold margarine
Directions
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.
Layer sliced apples into an ungreased 13 by 9 by 2-inch pan. Sprinkle cinnamon and sugar mixture in between each layer. Use enough cinnamon and sugar to cover each layer. Once apples are to the top of the pan, cover with final layer of cinnamon and sugar and then pour either your apple cider or orange juice over the entire mixture.
Mix the 3 toppings ingredients together with a mixer until it is crumbly. Cover the apples with the topping. Bake for 45 minutes. Cool and serve.
free chris getz!
by larry on
Nov 18, 2008 5:05 PM EST
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Can we borrow a page from Punknews
And start discussing whatever sandwiches we’re eating yet?
"That is like saying my ‘upside’ is Brad Pitts face, with Einstein’s brain, and Ron Jeremy’s unit. It is nice to dream, but that ceiling isn’t going to happen." (King Billy Royal)
by drjayphd on
Nov 18, 2008 5:21 PM EST
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Hilarious!
I have to say, as a fantasy owner of Jose Reyes, I definitely clicked on this right away.
Funny stuff, I got a kick out of it. …..although I still don’t the apple crips recipe. Then again, it did make me kind of hungry.
by joltinjoe on
Nov 18, 2008 5:38 PM EST
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Apple crips?
The apples are colored blue and kill you if you look at them funny?
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
by PaulThomas on
Nov 18, 2008 5:44 PM EST
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what troll?
eom
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
by biggentleben on
Nov 18, 2008 7:07 PM EST
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are you serious?
never for a minute did i think that the orioles had traded for reyes. come on dude
by psugator on
Nov 18, 2008 10:00 PM EST
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revolutionary war
The American Revolutionary War (1775–1783), also known as the American War of Independence,1 began as a war between the Kingdom of Great Britain and thirteen united former British colonies on the North American continent and ended in a global war between several European great powers. The war was the culmination of the political American Revolution, whereby the colonists and their allies overthrew British rule. In 1775, Revolutionaries seized control of each of the thirteen colonial governments, set up the unifying Second Continental Congress, and formed a Continental Army. The following year, they formally declared their independence as a new nation, the United States of America. In 1777 the Continentals captured a British army, leading to France entering the war on the side of the Americans in early 1778, and evening the military strength with Britain. Spain and the Dutch Republic – French allies – also went to war with Britain over the next two years.
Throughout the war, the British were able to use their naval superiority to capture and occupy coastal cities, but control of the countryside (where 90% of the population lived) largely eluded them due to their relatively small land army. French involvement proved decisive, with a French naval victory in the Chesapeake leading to the surrender of a second British army at Yorktown in 1781. In 1783, the Treaty of Paris ended the war and recognized the sovereignty of the United States over the territory bounded by what is now Canada to the north, Florida to the south, and the Mississippi River to the west.
"I'll make a list for the record. These people should be trusted: Sal, andeux, rfloh, danny...and no one else. Certainly not me. And even extra super-certainly not NSJ."
by notsellingjeans on
Nov 18, 2008 5:42 PM EST
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Second best
joke headline.
My favorite was the daily news, which i believe read “Eddie Guardado traded to Twins for Hamburger.”
by METSMETSMETS on
Nov 18, 2008 5:50 PM EST
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No that actually
happened.
1941 .406
by FrozenTed9 on
Nov 18, 2008 6:04 PM EST
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Dear God
I hope FrozenTed9 was making a bad joke……..
by METSMETSMETS on
Nov 18, 2008 7:55 PM EST
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I hope YOU'RE making a bad joke
He was traded for a minor leaguer named Hamburger…
by cwhitman412 on
Nov 18, 2008 8:02 PM EST
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and...
the rangers dfa’d mike lamb the same day, hence the blog headline i referenced….
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
by biggentleben on
Nov 18, 2008 8:48 PM EST
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erm
yeah…i knew what i meant to say, but i didn’t say what i meant :p
the jist of the blog was that the twins were going vegetarian….getting rid of lamb and hamburger
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
by biggentleben on
Nov 18, 2008 11:08 PM EST
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Yes I know
but I can’t believe he didn’t understand that i knew that.
This headline was technically true as well.
by METSMETSMETS on
Nov 18, 2008 8:49 PM EST
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Yes the second joke useally is much worse I should know that.
1941 .406
by FrozenTed9 on
Nov 18, 2008 10:22 PM EST
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best was a headline on a rangers blog
“guardado traded for hamburger, lamb DFA’d”
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
by biggentleben on
Nov 18, 2008 7:11 PM EST
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Educated Mets fans
would have known that the Mets have had this catcher in their system for a year or two and are used to hearing these jokes.
by supermets on
Nov 18, 2008 6:06 PM EST
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true
but he’s always been in their system….now he’s somewhere else :p
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
by biggentleben on
Nov 18, 2008 7:10 PM EST
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