Joel Zumaya
What kind of contributions does he make in Detroit next year? He is lined up to possibly close but is he worth the risk of trading for with his history of injuries?
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Zumaya
He will pitch 30 games and then help keep the doctors and trainers of Detroit busy for the rest of the season.
"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."
-Jonathan Swift
by King Billy Royal on Nov 16, 2008 12:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
He'll lead their guitar hero team
to the national championships, where they’ll lost in 5 matches to a team from St. Louis.
by JayWise on Nov 16, 2008 1:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
nah
the south park, colorado team will take the championship led by the stellar duet of stan and kyle….rumors are that someone sent a “heroin hero” package to joel’s dressing room the day of the finals….
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
by biggentleben on Nov 16, 2008 1:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
zumaya
i always thought he’d be an arm that once he had a defined role at the back of the pen, he’d dominate, but i’ve lost tremendous confidence in his arm…he’s still very much a thrower and not a pitcher, and guys who carry that ast their mid-20s typically never do get the pitching part and flame out (see former Tiger Matt Anderson)
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
by biggentleben on Nov 16, 2008 1:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
he won't pitch
The new Guitar Hero came out. He’ll hurt both his arm with the guitar and his foot with the new drumset that comes with.
by boonitez on Nov 16, 2008 1:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
In all seriousness...
Worst Case scenario: the injuries he keeps getting aren’t fluke injuries and he keeps bouncing from the DL to the bullpen.
Best Case scenario: they really are fluke injuries (come on, Guitar Hero, blowing out his FINGER in the bullpen and dropping a box on his shoulder… the very definition of unlucky) and he comes back, sets up for whomever closes next year, fixes his control and lands up closing for Detroit for a very long time.
I think the truth is somewhere in the middle… he’s injury prone, but the flukes aren’t demonstrative of that. I see him coming back in either 2009 or 2010 and pitching incredibly well out of the back of the Tiger bullpen for 5 or 6 years, but fading into mediocrity after that due to injury.
by demondeaconsbaseball on Nov 16, 2008 2:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Remember when
Law was saying they should keep him as a starter because he wasn’t a injury risk, good times.
1941 .406
by FrozenTed9 on Nov 16, 2008 10:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I wish you would share more.
Very indepth analysis.
by novaoakland on Nov 17, 2008 10:31 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It was a joke
that used to be his sig.
by slurve on Nov 17, 2008 11:06 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
to be fair though
it’s not like his original injury came from pitching
by RollingWave on Nov 17, 2008 12:11 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Said it before...
Zumaya’s had a string of fluke injuries… Guitar Hero, dropping a box on your shoulder are in no way pitching related. Blowing out his finger may have been, however.
I think he’s a big injury risk, but we’re writing him off too early.
by demondeaconsbaseball on Nov 17, 2008 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

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