Roger Clemens confesses to Mike Wallace.

by elrey34 on Jan 20, 2008 5:28 AM EST

"The Yankees...injected Human Growth Hormone...into my body," said Clemens, 7-time Cy Young award winner.

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So the truth finally comes out.

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Not funny

If the Yankees were an ass they'd sue the author that came up with this right now.. and win.

by RollingWave on Jan 20, 2008 6:40 AM EST reply actions

They'd have a hell of a time trying to prove that the intent of this was slander them and then an even harder time of trying to convince them that this was serious or that it could be construed as serious. Give me a break.

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by was385 on Jan 20, 2008 1:07 PM EST up reply actions

benefit of the doubt

i think we should give him the most favorable reading of that post as possible. maybe he meant they'll "win 94 baseball games next year" or something like that. because he can't possibly have thought they'd win that frivolous lawsuit.

by bleedjaxblue on Jan 20, 2008 1:13 PM EST up reply actions

Not funny...

I can't believe you would waste your time to even throw out such a suggestion, much less waste the time and money of our state-funded court systems.

by okteds on Jan 20, 2008 4:16 PM EST up reply actions

Uh no

Satire exception.

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by Brickhaus on Jan 22, 2008 10:05 AM EST up reply actions

PC Police

I thought it was funny...some people need to lighten up.

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by soxn08 on Jan 20, 2008 7:29 AM EST reply actions

ugh

collegehumor steals another funny video from youtube. what a surprise.

by PooNani on Jan 20, 2008 10:04 AM EST reply actions

Sounds good

if you just listen it sounds real. The video starts off pretty good to, but the end doesn't look real. I bet at least 1 person in the world thought this was real, ran to the phone called his best friend and told him, then his friend told somebody and now a small town somewhere in the world thinks this is true. I personally think that is great.

by nyy601 on Jan 20, 2008 1:54 PM EST reply actions

funny..

Best part: "My children use drugs and it means a lot to me." Classic.

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by koolkerns101 on Jan 20, 2008 6:54 PM EST reply actions

This reminds me of

That Simpsons episode when Homer had an interview with a TV show to prove that he's not guilty of sexual harrassment, but they doctored his interview video to make him look like he's guilty

by shakezula on Jan 21, 2008 12:04 PM EST reply actions