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Avast ye scabbers dogs!!

Given that today, September 19, is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day", use the random name generator to create yer own pirate prospect list.

Hence, a throw-it-against-the-wall example list:

Justin Upton, ye now be known as "Fineglin' Gus Cooke"
Jay Bruce, aka, "Cap'n Brant Buttwipe"
Colby Rasmus, ye be "Syphilitic Jude Sparrow"

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

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Clay Buchholz...
...Laptop Stealin' Blaine Straw.
 
It's Business Time

by uga007 on Sep 19, 2007 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

heh
Avast!  Thar be laptops fer the plunderin'!

by limozeen on Sep 19, 2007 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some other good ones
Cameron Maybin - Black Death Logan
Billy Butler - Ronny Deadweight

It's too bad the minor league season's over, cuz I've been dying for an excuse to go to a Portland Sea Dogs' game...

Hey fish, leave those kids alone!

by The Congo Hammer on Sep 19, 2007 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum
 "Pirate Norm the Fashionably Late"
like unto a thing of iron.

by Ryan Heimberger @ Minor League Ball on Sep 19, 2007 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

lol
I entered a few user names.

I kid you not!!!

LA Goofy = Cheatin' Carl Hawkins
Joba the Great = Pants-Down Davy
hmm now for mine, fingers crossed :D

Pedrophile = Rancid Isaac Drake

so there you have it.

by pedrophile on Sep 19, 2007 5:58 PM EDT reply actions  

My roommate's Mafia name is
Nicola Bitchtits

I'm getting a lot of joy out of calling her that.

by McLovin on Sep 20, 2007 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

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