Avast ye scabbers dogs!!
Given that today, September 19, is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day", use the random name generator to create yer own pirate prospect list.
Hence, a throw-it-against-the-wall example list:
Justin Upton, ye now be known as "Fineglin' Gus Cooke"
Jay Bruce, aka, "Cap'n Brant Buttwipe"
Colby Rasmus, ye be "Syphilitic Jude Sparrow"
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Clay Buchholz...
by uga007 on Sep 19, 2007 1:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Some other good ones
Billy Butler - Ronny Deadweight
It's too bad the minor league season's over, cuz I've been dying for an excuse to go to a Portland Sea Dogs' game...
by The Congo Hammer on Sep 19, 2007 1:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim Lincecum
by Ryan Heimberger on Sep 19, 2007 1:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
I kid you not!!!
LA Goofy = Cheatin' Carl Hawkins
Joba the Great = Pants-Down Davy
hmm now for mine, fingers crossed :D
Pedrophile = Rancid Isaac Drake
so there you have it.
by pedrophile on Sep 19, 2007 5:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My roommate's Mafia name is
I'm getting a lot of joy out of calling her that.
by McLovin on Sep 20, 2007 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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