In classic TheoElDio fashion, the Wily Mo Pena/ham sandwich trade isn't over yet.  The Red Sox are trying to get the Nationals to include the Diamondbacks in hot three-way trade action.  Pena would still go to Washington, but in this scenario, the Nationals would send a pitching prospect to Arizona, and Diamondbacks 1B prospect Chris Carter would go to the Red Sox.

Source: http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2007/08/17/pena_goes_to_nationals/

Seems he's posted up a .330/.385/.534 line in Tucson this year, and has torn up AAA pitching for a few years now.  Is he for real, and is there any chance of this happening?