All right, so, that didn't go quite as we expected. But the internets have spoken; McCutchen it is.
- Justin Upton
- Phil Hughes
- Yovani Gallardo
- Billy Butler
- Ryan Braun
- Homer Bailey
- Adam Jones
- Evan Longoria
- Jay Bruce
- Andrew Miller
- Clay Buchholz
- Jarrod Saltalamacchia
- Clayton Kershaw
- Cameron Maybin
- Fernando Martinez
- Colby Rasmus
- Brandon Wood
- Adam Miller
- Reid Brignac
- Matt Garza
- Felix Pie
- Joey Votto
- Daric Barton
- James Loney
- Luke Hochevar
- Joba Chamberlain
- Andrew McCutchen
dropped: asdrubal, gio, ellsbury (he got 5% but he's being a good sport about it; back next round)
debutantes: marrero
high school ex-girlfriends back in town for the summer: mcgee, tabata, walker
cyclotron: greg reynolds, laroche, adenhart, morrow, scherzer, carrasco