Nat King Cole Hamels
A few choice quotes from 'Cole Hamels Facts':
Cole Hamels punches people so hard he breaks his own hand.
Cole's poop is used as currency in Clearwater.
One time Cole Hamels spent 40 days in the desert. To survive, he ate whole camels.
Cole has his cake and eats it too. And then he takes your cake, and eats that as well.
7 innings, 8k's, 4 hits.
Has his reign begun?
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his reign began last season
"hmmm, Cole Hamels got called up, I'll see how he does"...
"hmmm, Cole is starting to do better judging by these box scores"...
"hhmmm, Cole is facing the Braves right now on TV, Im gonna check that out...oh my, he looks like an ace, and he's throwing nasty stuff all over the place" //rushes to computer, adds him from waiver wire//enjoy.
and im confident in my heterosexuality to say that Cole is quite a fetching young man.
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by King Felix 21 on Apr 4, 2007 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
Cole was great
Best offensive catcher in baseball.
Bam!
by the pinstripes on Apr 4, 2007 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions

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