Nat King Cole Hamels

by neutralluke on Apr 4, 2007 9:24 PM EDT Comment 12 comments

A few choice quotes from 'Cole Hamels Facts':

Cole Hamels punches people so hard he breaks his own hand.

Cole's poop is used as currency in Clearwater.

One time Cole Hamels spent 40 days in the desert. To survive, he ate whole camels.

Cole has his cake and eats it too. And then he takes your cake, and eats that as well.

7 innings, 8k's, 4 hits.

Has his reign begun?

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Worst Berman-ism ever.

by slurve on Apr 4, 2007 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

haha

I hoped everyone would appreciate the hideousness of it.

by neutralluke on Apr 4, 2007 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

his reign began last season

when he got hot...this is a sequence of events that may have led to a fantasy championship for me...

"hmmm, Cole Hamels got called up, I'll see how he does"...

"hmmm, Cole is starting to do better judging by these box scores"...

"hhmmm, Cole is facing the Braves right now on TV, Im gonna check that out...oh my, he looks like an ace, and he's throwing nasty stuff all over the place" //rushes to computer, adds him from waiver wire//enjoy.

and im confident in my heterosexuality to say that Cole is quite a fetching young man.

by daveh33 on Apr 4, 2007 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wonderful

Thanks for the recap

by killa on Apr 4, 2007 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I aim to please

by daveh33 on Apr 4, 2007 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hamels

i was watching his start until the dodger game came on and he looked good. really good deception on that change, getting disciplined hitters (ie chipper) to constantly chase.

by npurcell on Apr 4, 2007 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs