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Nat King Cole Hamels

A few choice quotes from 'Cole Hamels Facts':

Cole Hamels punches people so hard he breaks his own hand.

Cole's poop is used as currency in Clearwater.

One time Cole Hamels spent 40 days in the desert. To survive, he ate whole camels.

Cole has his cake and eats it too. And then he takes your cake, and eats that as well.

7 innings, 8k's, 4 hits.

Has his reign begun?

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haha
I hoped everyone would appreciate the hideousness of it.

by neutralluke on Apr 4, 2007 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

his reign began last season
when he got hot...this is a sequence of events that may have led to a fantasy championship for me...

"hmmm, Cole Hamels got called up, I'll see how he does"...

"hmmm, Cole is starting to do better judging by these box scores"...

"hhmmm, Cole is facing the Braves right now on TV, Im gonna check that out...oh my, he looks like an ace, and he's throwing nasty stuff all over the place" //rushes to computer, adds him from waiver wire//enjoy.

and im confident in my heterosexuality to say that Cole is quite a fetching young man.

by daveh33 on Apr 4, 2007 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hamels
i was watching his start until the dodger game came on and he looked good. really good deception on that change, getting disciplined hitters (ie chipper) to constantly chase.

by npurcell on Apr 4, 2007 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamels
Yup I think Hamels is going to put up big numbers this year and will only get better if he could stay healthy.

by King Felix 21 on Apr 4, 2007 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cole was great
And then came Brian McCann in the 9th...

Best offensive catcher in baseball.

Rays in '08....

by youALREADYknow on Apr 4, 2007 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bam!
Couldn't have put it better myself.
Dustin Pedroia .... a poor man's Ronny Cedeno - Theo Epstein

by the pinstripes on Apr 4, 2007 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1
...if there's anyone I love more than Cole hamels...

by daveh33 on Apr 4, 2007 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How bout him!
They'll just keep underestimating him. Thats how he'll beat em!
casedog

by casejud on Apr 4, 2007 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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